Youth Program Enthusiasts Gifts

'...Because of his size, we want to give him time to develop.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Boy on father's knee

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Over-reaction Man.

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

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Apple Kiss

"Come at me, Bro!"

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"Have you considered releasing him back into the wild?"

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

High pants/Low pants.

The Children Are Our Future!

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

Teen Weather

"As long as I cut out eating and sleeping, I should be able to get you guys to all of your after-school activities."

'Sorry folks; economics forced a change of venue.'

Future Old People.

'It's just a phase he's going through, you'll see.'

'I'm getting a tattoo removed just to annoy my parents.'

'The staff seem to get younger and younger.'

"I can't make you look younger, but I can make you look like you've had a lot of expensive plastic surgery."

Fashion Clone

Soccer Uniforms