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'...Because of his size, we want to give him time to develop.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Boy on father's knee

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Over-reaction Man.

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

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'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Apple Kiss

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Have you considered releasing him back into the wild?"

High pants/Low pants.

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

The Children Are Our Future!

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

Teen Weather

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

"As long as I cut out eating and sleeping, I should be able to get you guys to all of your after-school activities."

'Sorry folks; economics forced a change of venue.'

'The staff seem to get younger and younger.'

Fashion Clone

"I can't make you look younger, but I can make you look like you've had a lot of expensive plastic surgery."

"I'm not actually 40 this year but that's the birthday I celebrate every year."

'It's just a phase he's going through, you'll see.'

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