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'Sorry folks; economics forced a change of venue.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Modern Kids.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

The return of the four sheepskins

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Teen's Comet

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Ether Island

'Actually, we're here to pitch a treatment for a new Star Trek series.'

The Grim Rapper

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

Over-reaction Man.

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Ghosts from around the world

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

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"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

We hadn't realised your body language was French....

The Wackoman (Heat it).

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"