Youth Culture Aficionados Gifts

'Sorry folks; economics forced a change of venue.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Modern Kids.

The return of the four sheepskins

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Teen's Comet

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Over-reaction Man.

The Grim Rapper

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

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We hadn't realised your body language was French....

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"