Youth Culture Admirers Gifts

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Modern Kids.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Teen's Comet

Over-reaction Man.

The Grim Rapper

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Sun Worshipers

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

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Marilyn Manson Fan.

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

"Come at me, Bro!"

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

"I said, 'Dude, your hat's on backwards.'"

Teenage Yoda