Youth Culture Aficionado Gifts

"A high five isn't binding Sir. You still have to sign a loan agreement."

"Do you want to come around to mine and ignore each other there instead>"

'I'm sorry. There is no Cure.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"And will your father know what this is about, sir?"

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"He does the youth market."

"Borrrrrinnnnggg!"

Over-reaction Man.

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

Kids Today

'There's a bloomin' tree growing out this litter bin!'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Don't you think you should dress your age not your, er, espadrille size?"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Great Chinese Dynasties

vaccine wars.

Omara Portuondo

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"You've changed."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."