Youth Culture Fan Gifts

'Yo' elbizzle iz kazizzled.'

"A hipster beard AND a top-knot! - no wonder you've been sent here...!"

'I got a 2:1!'

"Try coming back tomorrow with your pants pulled up."

2005 vs 2019

"Myrna was like 'Tweet'. Then Barry goes, 'Tweet', and before you know it we're all doing it!"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'Look out, lads - skinheads at 8 o'clock.'

Dolphins with baseball caps on backwards.

"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."

"It's just a phase! He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!"

The Grim Rapper

Haven't Caught Air in 3 Weeks

Safe Space Invaders

OMG

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Early Colour TV

Reese Witherspoon

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Batman O' War

Tunnel of TV

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

The Female Brain and The Other One

Modern Kids.

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."