Youth Culture Follower Gifts

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Music Festival

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"This is my first job interview, so I'd like to apologize for my tie not matching my flip flops."

Text Culture

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Hoodie Hang-out

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Musical notes bubble gum.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Nice haircut."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Modern Kids.

Clubbing

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'More hair than brains.'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

High Pants/Low Pants.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Atomic Bear: Part 26

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

Stephen Fry

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Whatever!

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'Young Love'