Youth Culture Follower Gifts

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Music Festival

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"This is my first job interview, so I'd like to apologize for my tie not matching my flip flops."

Text Culture

Hoodie Hang-out

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Musical notes bubble gum.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Nice haircut."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Modern Kids.

Clubbing

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'More hair than brains.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

High Pants/Low Pants.

Whatever!

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

'Young Love'

Over-reaction Man.

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.