Teen Culture Aficionado Gifts

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi

"...I experienced wild hormone swings, had crazy flings with key members of the Roosevelt administration, indirectly caused two world wars and in a drunken rage, destroyed evidence of alien landings in Roswell."

Rock 'n' roll has always had its casualties, typically it's the young...the early days were no different!!

Belts 4 Sale! Cheap!

Love at first bite...

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I've decided I no longer want to be referred to as a teenager. From now on I'm a pre-adult!"

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

Tadpole, Fadpole, Frog.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

vaccine wars.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"You've changed."

Superheroes take a selfie

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

The Selfie

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"