Teen Pop Aficionado Gifts

'Are you sure? OK. It's your wish Aladdin. You shall be in a boy band.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

vaccine wars.

Anna Calvi

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

George Michael

"You've changed."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Jarvis Cocker

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"Downton Abbey Road"

The Da Vinci Cod

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

The last song before the party exploded.

Homo Zapiens

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Official Fight Cards

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."