Teen Music Fan Gifts

"I prefer his later stuff"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

EWE 2.

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

The Month of August

Cool hand... Uke

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Library Grand Opening

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

Elephant blues

Little Richard

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

The Grim Rapper

Original punks go to reunion

Lord of the Strings.

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

"I Love U2."

Suggs.

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

Rock the boat

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Freeberg

Marilyn Manson Fan.