Music Fan Gifts

Italica

Road signs - 'One way' and 'Or another'.

'It gets my caregiver's attention better than a bell.'

EWE 2.

Pitcher auditions.

Back to School Specials!

"Play dead!"

'I blame The Wurzels.'

(The King: A recent sighting) (Why, accordin' to this here resume, you ain't nothin' but a houn' dog.)

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Library Grand Opening

'Ants'

Air Guitar Shop

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'But I don't want to go to the Ball, Fairy Godmother, I want to go to the Madonna concert!'

Tina Turner

How the ticket companies earn that handling fee.

"Wow! Blue toilet water"

Jewish Origins of "Ave Maria".

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

'My... Dog...Has... Crabs....'

Caution - Falling Rock Musicians.

"Have you heard of a musician called 'cell-o-phane'?"

Bono's tax evasion.

The Maris Pipers

"Nice chords Wayne!"

Mick Jagger Knighthood - "I wish he'd keep still..I'll have his flaming ear off in a minute!"

"I couldn't actually see the band but here's a photo of them on the person in front of me's phone."

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

Hip hop dude to dog, "Home, boy."

'Well, we have two rock stars, three footballers, a chat show host, a politician and someone who was on Big Brother.'

Noise Drowns Out Busker.

"Can you make up a story based on my favorite Taylor Swift song?"

Mother Cleaning Son's Room Finds Alcohol Stash.

Cool hand... Uke