Modern Music Fan Gifts

Gramophone/Ghetto Blaster.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

EWE 2.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

At the rock concert...

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

A man taking a bow

Odette from Swan Lake

Punk Reindeer

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Tina Turner

Orchestra conductor

"Check out this new store."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Alberich steals the gold

Elvis Presley

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Highland Piper.

Volcaniax

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Robbie Williams

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Robert Schumann

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

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