Music Fanatic Gifts

'And without further ado, ladies and gentlemen! Here he is...The one and only! 'ELLLVIS--- THE PELVIS!' '

'Time of death: Two forty five pm. Cause of death: Surround Sound System.'

'Look, Dad - A punker!'

"It turns out you're not A, B or AB but the much rarer ABBA blood group."

Hmmm

Guitar.

Gangsta wrap.

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

Last Street Musician for 500 Miles...

Music for car stereos

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

'I'm burning the new Madonna C.D..'

Man looking at arrival and departures board sees faces of Elton John and Geri Halliwell

2Oh, I love that tune! That's Ok, keep plaing, we can start the chase when you've finished..."

'I warned you that if you didn't leave you'd be hearing from my attorneys.'

Don't you Guantanamera me young lady!

"Check out this new store."

"I was expecting a bigger crowd."

Pill testing

"Rock and Roll Heaven"

"Must be a really good deep trance night."

Punk Reindeer

Volcaniax

Michael Jackson

Robbie Williams

Elvis and the New Jordanaires

"D`you like Kanye West?"

Robert Burns

"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Steve Vai

"There he goes, against the advice of his back specialist."

The updated Odyssey. The Sirens will try to lure us to our doom with their song, so everybody turn up your iPod to drown them out!

Jeff Tweedy caricature.