Live Music Fanatic Gifts

Beware of Falling Rock Bands.

Around the piano

"I'd like a table near the band please."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Guitarist

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

'I'm too hot to trot.'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Rap music

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Piano Recital

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Chano Pozo,

Freddie Mercury

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Guitar Man.