Live Music Fanatic T-Shirts

Beware of Falling Rock Bands.

Around the piano

"I'd like a table near the band please."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Piano Recital

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Punk Reindeer

Guitar Man.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'