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'What's with the drum set?'

"I couldn't actually see the band but here's a photo of them on the person in front of me's phone."

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"Well, looks like people filming at gigs got too much for Kenneth."

"Thank you and goodnight! You've been a great audience."

'Bloody good idea!'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'Do you know you're getting on my nerves?'

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Is he playing?'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"The rock concert was awesome Mum: We were front row once Timmy had cleared the mosh pit!"

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Steal Away.'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

I'm afraid I'd need a much larger tip jar before I could consider playing anything by the Captain and Tennille, sir.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"Well, shoot! This happens every time Walt plays that intense walking bass line!"

The Off-Tones

Glastonbury. After.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums