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"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Glastonbury. After.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Piano Recital

Rap music

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Freddie Mercury

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Chano Pozo,

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Guitar Man.

"Free Bird!"