Live Tunes Enthusiast Mugs

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Glastonbury. After.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Piano Recital

Rap music

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"Free Bird!"

Serenading

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."