Live Music Appreciator Mugs

Live Music Every Tuesday

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

At the rock concert...

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

You are my sunshine!

"Free Bird!"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Mark Knopfler.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

Bette Midler

Towny Music Night.

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Mexican Serenade.

Men dancing

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'