Live Music Appreciator Gifts

Live Music Every Tuesday

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

At the rock concert...

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

You are my sunshine!

"Free Bird!"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Men dancing

Mexican Serenade.

Towny Music Night.

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

A rock guitarist singing

"C'mon you bluuues..."