Live Music Aficionado Gifts

"No, no, no! We never start playing with an empty jar!"

"I know I was ecstatic to get tickets for Glastonbury - it's just that now I realise I have to go."

Street musician playing to people with headphones in.

The trumpet player.

Band playing.

"C'mon you bluuues..."

Live performances only - no downloads available.

Jazz

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Anna Calvi

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Orchestra.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Elvis Presley

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Piano Recital

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...