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'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

At the rock concert...

"Free Bird!"

Cossack dancers

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Plum jam...

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

The Echoes at Killarney

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Towny Music Night.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"The estranged string trio."

Bassoon practice.

"C'mon you bluuues..."