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Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

A band playing while wearing face masks

"How was the gig you went to last night?"

Glastonbury. After.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

At the rock concert...

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Cossack dancers

"Free Bird!"

Tina Turner

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Occupational Hazards.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Plum jam...

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

The Echoes at Killarney

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Open Mike for the spotlight operators