Live Music Fans Gifts

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

A band playing while wearing face masks

"How was the gig you went to last night?"

Glastonbury. After.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

EWE 2.

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

At the rock concert...

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Chano Pozo,

"Free Bird!"

Cossack dancers

Tina Turner

Steve Howe.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Plum jam...

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Occupational Hazards.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

The Echoes at Killarney

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."