Music Venue Fan Gifts

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

At the rock concert...

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Free Bird!"

Pearly King and Queen

Liam Gallagher.

Tina Turner

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

The dark side of Halloween.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"It makes you look old."

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

Pamplona Station

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Cool hand... Uke

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

The Month of August

God save the Queen.