Music Fans Gifts

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'Why don't you ever come when I call you?'

'Why did your wife hit you with a piano stool?' 'She couldn't lift the piano!'

"He has moss on him. I think that's what they mean by 'Classic Rock.'"

"Hi - we're called Clingfilm and we are a cover band. . ."

"Do you sell 'food'?"

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

'Why shouldn't he howl? It's his violin.'

Standing right here since 1978

Fat Kid 7- Joins the Village People (colour)

"I may have gone disco, Mrs. Mullins, but that doesn't mean my meats are no longer choice lean cuts competitively priced for today's cost-conscious consumer."

The Month of August

"Second Fiddle, meet Second Banana!"

"Deadhead Dad, honey, not deadbeat."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Mardi Gras

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Piano Recital

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Italica