Music Fanatics Gifts

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Mardi Gras

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Rap music

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Piano Recital

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Freddie Mercury

Chano Pozo,

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Guitar Man.

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Serenading

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.