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Marilyn Manson Fan.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Mardi Gras

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Piano Recital

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Serenading

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.