Music Culture Fan Gifts

Suggs.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Mardi Gras

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

EWE 2.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Piano Recital

Kritik's Korner

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Rap music

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Early Colour TV

Reese Witherspoon

Dawing your Cellphone

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Freddie Mercury

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Chano Pozo,

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Guitar Man.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'