Music Industry Fan Gifts

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

EWE 2.

At the rock concert...

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Tina Turner

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Listening to Coldplay.

Nick Cave

Ringo Starr

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

The Month of August

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Cool hand... Uke

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Library Grand Opening

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

Little Richard

Elephant blues

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

A rock guitarist singing

Bob Odenkirk

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

"Shaken."