Musical Fans Gifts

Appliance Theatre

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

At the rock concert...

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Odette from Swan Lake

A man taking a bow

Orchestra conductor

Tina Turner

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Alberich steals the gold

Robert Schumann

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

Cool hand... Uke

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Don Pasquale

The Month of August

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Library Grand Opening

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

Baby Brunhilde

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"You're welcome."