Rock Fanatics Gifts

'I'm with the band.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Eric Clapton.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Tina Turner

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Steve Howe.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Johnny Winter.

Nick Cave

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Ray Davies

Listening to Coldplay.

Not-so-easy listening...

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Nick Cave

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Ozzy Osbourne

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Disease-y Top

Rod Stewart