Rock Music Fanatics Gifts

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

At the rock concert...

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Mark Knopfler.

Steve Howe.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Disease-y Top

Pete Townshend

'I'm with the band.'

Original punks go to reunion

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

Freeberg

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

'This next song is about one of life's toughest choices. It's called, 'Equities Or Debt Securities, I Just Don't Freakin' Know!'. . . and a one, and a two. . . .'

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!