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"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

At the rock concert...

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Disease-y Top

Original punks go to reunion

'I'm with the band.'

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Freeberg

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"We need less cowbell!"

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."