Rock Music Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Will I still be able to smash a violin?"

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

Italica

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Johnny Winter.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Disease-y Top

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

Rod Stewart

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"