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"It's bad enough you left your phone on during the church service, but did "Highway to Hell" have to be your ringtone?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Punk Reindeer

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

"Check out this new store."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Johnny Winter.

Volcaniax

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"