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"We need less cowbell!"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'We've got labor, business and the bankers, but what famous rock bands are with us?'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'You nonconformists are all the same.'

'He's fast on the board and all, but are you sure he's been okayed by immigration?'

'Oh no, a rock god.'

"It's a Rock Dinosaur."

'Let me guess, you're going as a vampire again this year?' 'Let me guess, you're a punk rocker again this year?'

Guitarist

Orchestra.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'Man, times have changed.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Italica

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Woman crying with happiness.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Bryan Ferry

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Fossil record player.

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Tina Turner

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Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'