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'...Then at 2:30, Senator, you're meeting with a group of women who want legislation requiring the girls in music videos to be the same age as the rock stars.'

Steven Tyler

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

'Man, times have changed.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Italica

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Tina Turner

Large print rock'n'roll section

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Elfis"

Johnny Winter.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."