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Nick Cave.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

EWE 2.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

'Man, times have changed.'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Italica

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Eric Clapton.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

Large print rock'n'roll section

Liam Gallagher.

Steve Howe.

Mark Knopfler.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Elfis"

Jimi Hendrix.

Ringo Starr

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Nick Cave

Listening to Coldplay.

Johnny Winter.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.