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'And next up on the auction block is a rare bug that was smashed by Jumi Hendrix.'

Marilyn Manchin

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

'I woke up this morning, my honey was gone.'

Mick Jagger Knighthood - "I wish he'd keep still..I'll have his flaming ear off in a minute!"

Andy Summers

Gregg Allman

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Elvis Presley

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Eric Clapton.

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

Liam Gallagher.

"Elfis"

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

Mark Knopfler.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Jimi Hendrix.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Nick Cave

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks