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'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

'Man, times have changed.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Italica

Old rocker.

"Free Bird!"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Johnny Winter.