Rock Lifestyle Enthusiast Gifts

Amy Winehouse

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

EWE 2.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

Elvis Presley

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Man, times have changed.'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Italica

Old rocker.

"Free Bird!"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Eric Clapton.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

Liam Gallagher.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Steve Howe.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Mark Knopfler.

Jimi Hendrix.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Johnny Winter.

Ray Davies

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Ringo Starr

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'