Rock Legend Enthusiast Gifts

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

Old Mick Jagger.

'Jimi played with his teeth not his dentures!'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Tom Petty

Mick Jagger caricature.

Keith Richards

Rod Stewart

Meat Loaf

Robert Fripp

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Man, times have changed.'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Italica

Old rocker.

Freddie Mercury

Eric Clapton.

"Free Bird!"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Large print rock'n'roll section

Tina Turner

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Listening to Coldplay.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Ringo Starr

Johnny Winter.

Ray Davies

Nick Cave

Jimmy Page.

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''