Rockery Enthusiast Gifts

'Why doesn't everybody build rockeries using polystyrene rocks?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

EWE 2.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

Elvis Presley

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Man, times have changed.'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Italica

Old rocker.

"Free Bird!"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Eric Clapton.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

Liam Gallagher.

Jimi Hendrix.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"Elfis"

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

Mark Knopfler.

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Ray Davies

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Listening to Coldplay.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Ringo Starr