Rock Music Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

At the rock concert...

'That's nothing,,,my pack's got Keith Richard's face on it'

'Falling rock zone.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Liam Gallagher.

Pink.

"Do you realize the Rolling Stones have been together longer than we have?"

Dave Grohl

A U2 band member fell of the stage during their recent concert in Vancouver.

Eddie Vedder

Electric guitar

"That was really deep, but it's also the lyrics to a Zeppelin tune."

"If you're part time here, what do you do the rest of the time?"

'Hello, music production limited? I played your CD's backwards five or more times but I couldn't hear a single satanic message!'

"I'm sure the Pembletons' would prefer one of my easy listening CD's don't you Arthur?"

A Rock has turned up to a Music store to find some Rock music

"Sorry Love, I forgot to mention, I'm AC/DC!"

"That's not what I meant when I suggested rocking on the porch, Mr. Clampwell."

Watercolour challenge for teenagers.

Saturday Night & I Just Got Paid. Com: 'Rock it up...Rip it up...shake it up...ball it up'.

Protection Plan for Ancient Stones - 'Why don't they just make them stop touring?'

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

Madonna

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

'Dude, we have to change the lyrics to '#@!@#!!' tonight. Mom's in the audience.'

A rock guitarist singing

Jimi Hendrix.

'Sniff, you moron, sniff!'

Electrolyte Orchestra.

The Three Tenors and Young

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

"Dude, come over right now. I just coughed up a hairball that looks exactly like Jerry Garcia."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"