Rock Band Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh, hell, Artie. Not another farewell tour."

Seventies Hair.

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

Praying mantis rock band sings about dysfunctional family.

'I don't belong to the National Club Association, but I did join a rock group.'

"I've always been partial to the Goo Goo Dolls."

"The Smiths? You want next door, pal."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

EWE 2.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Man, times have changed.'

Elvis Presley

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Italica

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Eric Clapton.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Tina Turner

"Elfis"

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Jimi Hendrix.

Mark Knopfler.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''