Rock Aficionado Gifts

"You're not going out dressed like that, are you?"

'Dude, I've been in this band for over an hour now, and I haven't seen one groupie. Maybe punk rock is dead.'

'We will we will rock you...' - Crowd singing Queen song during stoning.

'Do you have something for my sinuses? I don't want my ring to rust.'

"Right from the top but who ever finishes first get the drinks in."

'I'm so lonesome...'

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'Looks like the band's width has increased over the years.'

'Thank you for calling the sex pistols advice line. However, there's no point in asking as you'll get no reply.'

Post Office issues Rolling Stones stamps.

I just can't head-bang the way I used to.

The oldest swinger in town.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Beware of Falling Rock Bands.

I'm startin' to think burnin' out for twenty-three years is the same damned thing as fadin' away.

"I want to know when Led Zeppelin stopped being classic and became oldies."

"Hmmm... I've NEVER like Blue Oyster Cult..."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"People...People who need people...."

"He's in a Nickelback cover band."

Jericho revisited.

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

Small crowd

'And this is our research staff: Brad covers autos, Cathie covers Big Pharma, and Keith knows heavy metals.'

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

'Man, times have changed.'

'Dude, we told you not to stage dive during the sound check.'

Not-so-easy listening...

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Guitarist.