Rock Aficionado Gifts

"You're not going out dressed like that, are you?"

'Dude, I've been in this band for over an hour now, and I haven't seen one groupie. Maybe punk rock is dead.'

'We will we will rock you...' - Crowd singing Queen song during stoning.

'Do you have something for my sinuses? I don't want my ring to rust.'

"Right from the top but who ever finishes first get the drinks in."

'I'm so lonesome...'

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'Looks like the band's width has increased over the years.'

'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'

Nick Cave

Tony Iommi

'Thank you for calling the sex pistols advice line. However, there's no point in asking as you'll get no reply.'

Mick Jagger.

Post Office issues Rolling Stones stamps.

Ronnie Wood

Gary Moore.

I just can't head-bang the way I used to.

'You know you're getting old when you read the next Rolling Stones Tour is being sponsored by AARP!'

The oldest swinger in town.

Steve Ray Vaughn.

'John Lennon'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Beware of Falling Rock Bands.

I'm startin' to think burnin' out for twenty-three years is the same damned thing as fadin' away.

Eddie Van Halen.

Randy Rhodes.

Spice Girls vs. Oasis

Bruce Springsteen

Keane

Nick Cave

Steven Van Zandt

"We are going to a concert with our favorite orchestra from when we were young! . . .The Rolling Stones!"

"I want to know when Led Zeppelin stopped being classic and became oldies."

"Hmmm... I've NEVER like Blue Oyster Cult..."