Rock Music Aficionado Gifts

'U2, Brute?'

Ancient musician: Rock Music

"We need less cowbell!"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'We've got labor, business and the bankers, but what famous rock bands are with us?'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Tom Petty

'You nonconformists are all the same.'

'He's fast on the board and all, but are you sure he's been okayed by immigration?'

Mark Knopfler.

Syd Barrett.

'Oh no, a rock god.'

"It's a Rock Dinosaur."

'Let me guess, you're going as a vampire again this year?' 'Let me guess, you're a punk rocker again this year?'

"Not exactly what I'd call awesome feedback, dude."

Guitarist

Anna Calvi

EWE 2.

Orchestra.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'Man, times have changed.'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Elvis Presley

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Italica

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'