Band Enthusiast Gifts

"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."

'Dad's my roadie.'

Six jazz instruments.

"You just march right back in there and keep marching around and around until he sees you're good enough to put back in the marching band."

"Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard"

'A I and a II and a I-II-III...'

Couple sharing earbuds.

'With Stu Fleming on bass, Vinny DeAngelo on drums, Kyle Zimmerman on lead guitar, and Kevin Phipps, our least gifted musician, on tambourine.'

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

"Sorry, we already have a bass player."

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)

"From the top - 'Watermelon Man.' Let's sock it out and give Mrs. Ritterhouse a chance to really cook!"

Band playing.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

An Elastic Band - Stretch Marks.

The Dogs... 'On lead.'

'We don't sound that bad.'

Guitar Man

The Fray

Rolling Stones

How hit songs get their names

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

How The Band Got Its Name

"Wow - great chops! We took a vote and want you in the band. All that we need now are three letters of reference and academic transcripts."

Pets talk about starting a rock band

"See? I told you we'd win the 'Battle of the Bands."

Saul and the Pauls

Cello Player

"The rest of our trio couldn't make it tonight, folks, so I'll do my best to fill in for them!"

Drummer

"Hi - we're called pillowcase and we're a cover band!"

"Are you guys trying to tell me something?"

Guitar Hero.

"I Love U2."

"I downloaded your band's new album. It's actually not bad at all."