Band Enthusiast Gifts

"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."

'Dad's my roadie.'

Six jazz instruments.

"You just march right back in there and keep marching around and around until he sees you're good enough to put back in the marching band."

"Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard"

'With Stu Fleming on bass, Vinny DeAngelo on drums, Kyle Zimmerman on lead guitar, and Kevin Phipps, our least gifted musician, on tambourine.'

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

"Sorry, we already have a bass player."

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)

"From the top - 'Watermelon Man.' Let's sock it out and give Mrs. Ritterhouse a chance to really cook!"

Band playing.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

An Elastic Band - Stretch Marks.

The Dogs... 'On lead.'

'We don't sound that bad.'

Guitar Man

How The Band Got Its Name

"Wow - great chops! We took a vote and want you in the band. All that we need now are three letters of reference and academic transcripts."

Pets talk about starting a rock band

"See? I told you we'd win the 'Battle of the Bands."

Saul and the Pauls

Cello Player

Drummer

"Hi - we're called pillowcase and we're a cover band!"

"Are you guys trying to tell me something?"

Guitar Hero.

"I Love U2."

"I downloaded your band's new album. It's actually not bad at all."

Homeless or in a band

"I'm a songbird, so I'm the band leader. You're a hummingbird, so you can't write lyrics and you're a mockingbird who can't write original music."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

'You're always jumping on the bandwagon.'

'How about a cream pie? A cream pie might work.'

'Les, instead of calling us the Les beat, why not call us the beat Les?'

"The surgeon had a slight speech impediment, so I'm not sure which thing he said I may never do again."